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Sunday, September 30, 2012
Never too late inspiration
Never too late inspiration
It's never too late to change your life.
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It's never too late to change your life.
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Saturday, September 29, 2012
All about me inspiration
All about me inspiration
Let's focus on the "me" in "time". Take a moment out of your busy schedule to relax and enjoy some alone time before returning to your daily tasks. Whether it's indulging in a nice bubble bath while reading a book or just taking a nap. A little "me" time goes a long way. You deserve it.
Love yourself. Be good to yourself.
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Let's focus on the "me" in "time". Take a moment out of your busy schedule to relax and enjoy some alone time before returning to your daily tasks. Whether it's indulging in a nice bubble bath while reading a book or just taking a nap. A little "me" time goes a long way. You deserve it.
Love yourself. Be good to yourself.
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Friday, September 28, 2012
Not believing in circumstances inspiration
Not believing in circumstances inspiration
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Have a great Friday :-)
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Have a great Friday :-)
Just wanted to say hello inspiration
Just wanted to say hello inspiration
Have a great Friday friends :-)
Enjoy your day and take some to be inspired
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Have a great Friday friends :-)
Enjoy your day and take some to be inspired
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Thursday, September 27, 2012
The pastor's ass inspiration
The pastor's ass inspiration
The Pastor's Ass
The Pastor entered his donkey in a race and
it won.
The Pastor was so pleased with the donkey
that he entered it in the
race
again and it won again.
The local paper read:
PASTOR'S
ASS OUT FRONT.
The Bishop was so upset with this kind of
publicity that he ordered
the
Pastor not to enter the donkey in another race.
The next day the local paper headline
read:
BISHOP
SCRATCHES
PASTOR'S
ASS.
This was too much for the Bishop so he
ordered the Pastor to get
rid
of the donkey.
The Pastor decided to give it to a Nun in a
nearby convent.
The local paper, hearing of the news, posted
the following headline
the
next day:
NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN.
The Bishop fainted.
He informed the Nun that she would have to
get rid of the donkey so
she
sold it to a farmer for $10.
The next day the paper read:
NUN
SELLS ASS FOR $10.
This was too much for the Bishop so he
ordered the Nun to buy back
the
donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run
wild.
The next day the headlines read:
NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE.
The ! Bishop was buried the next day.
The moral of the story is . . . being
concerned about public opinion
can
bring you much grief and misery .. ... even shorten your
life.
So be yourself and enjoy life.
Stop worrying about everyone else's ass and
you'll be a lot happier
and
live longer!
Have a nice day!
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The Pastor's Ass
The Pastor entered his donkey in a race and
it won.
The Pastor was so pleased with the donkey
that he entered it in the
race
again and it won again.
The local paper read:
PASTOR'S
ASS OUT FRONT.
The Bishop was so upset with this kind of
publicity that he ordered
the
Pastor not to enter the donkey in another race.
The next day the local paper headline
read:
BISHOP
SCRATCHES
PASTOR'S
ASS.
This was too much for the Bishop so he
ordered the Pastor to get
rid
of the donkey.
The Pastor decided to give it to a Nun in a
nearby convent.
The local paper, hearing of the news, posted
the following headline
the
next day:
NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN.
The Bishop fainted.
He informed the Nun that she would have to
get rid of the donkey so
she
sold it to a farmer for $10.
The next day the paper read:
NUN
SELLS ASS FOR $10.
This was too much for the Bishop so he
ordered the Nun to buy back
the
donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run
wild.
The next day the headlines read:
NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE.
The ! Bishop was buried the next day.
The moral of the story is . . . being
concerned about public opinion
can
bring you much grief and misery .. ... even shorten your
life.
So be yourself and enjoy life.
Stop worrying about everyone else's ass and
you'll be a lot happier
and
live longer!
Have a nice day!
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Self improvement inspirational quote
Self improvement inspirational quote
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How to live life inspiration
How to live life inspiration
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Take time everyday for inspiration. It is so important!
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Take time everyday for inspiration. It is so important!
Reaching goals can be tough inspiration
Reaching goals can be tough inspiration
Never give up on your goals or yourself :-)
This is your life - so live it.
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Never give up on your goals or yourself :-)
This is your life - so live it.
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Twenty years from now inspirational quote
Twenty years from now inspirational quote
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Have a great day :-)
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Have a great day :-)
Wednesday, September 26, 2012
She is woman inspirational quote
She is woman inspirational quote
This one made me think of my mom. My mom has always been the wind beneath my wings.
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This one made me think of my mom. My mom has always been the wind beneath my wings.
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Did you know inspirational quote
Did you know inspirational quote
Saw this one tonight and loved it. So much truth in one little quote
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Saw this one tonight and loved it. So much truth in one little quote
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