⚾ Big Laughs Start in the Bathroom — Add This Hilarious “Short Bats” Sign to Your Space!

 

⚾ Big Laughs Start in the Bathroom — Add This Hilarious “Short Bats” Sign to Your Space!

Let’s face it: your bathroom deserves more than boring tiles and a bland mirror. It's time to spice things up with a little cheeky humor—and nothing hits the funny bone (or your guests’ egos) quite like this “Players with Short Bats - PLEASE stand closer to the plate” sign.

Whether you're a baseball lover, a fan of puns, or just someone who enjoys watching guests leave the bathroom red-faced and laughing, this one's a home run.

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⚾ Step Up to the Plate… or Sit on the Bench

Subtle? Not really. Hilarious? Absolutely.

This sign takes bathroom humor to the major leagues. Styled like a classic home plate, it’s a not-so-gentle reminder for all your “short bat” guests to improve their aim—or take a seat. It’s the kind of joke that earns laughs every single time… even if the message hits a little too close to home for some visitors.

Perfect for:

✅ Man caves
✅ Guest bathrooms
✅ Sports bars
✅ Garages
✅ Anywhere you want to keep it light-hearted but lethal

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🪵 Built Like a Pro

Crafted from solid wood, this sign isn’t just throwing shade—it’s built to last. With a clean, modern rustic design and crisp lettering, it looks great on any wall or shelf. It’s sturdy, stylish, and way more fun than a boring “wash your hands” sign.

Let’s be honest—no one ever complimented your bathroom decor… until now.

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🎁 A Gag Gift That Actually Gets Used

Looking for the perfect funny gift? This is it. Ideal for:

🎁 Father’s Day
🎁 White elephant gift exchanges
🎁 Housewarming presents
🎁 Birthday laughs
🎁 Groomsman gifts for guys who love baseball and bathroom jokes

It’s way better than socks—and it won’t end up in a drawer.

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🔥 Ready to Hit a Decor Home Run?

Don’t strike out with basic bathroom decor. Grab the “Players with Short Bats” wooden sign today and turn your washroom into a comedy clubhouse. Whether you’re keeping it for yourself or gifting it to a friend, this sign is guaranteed to be a crowd-pleaser.

👉 Order now—and let the laughs begin before the flush finishes!