Listen… if the news said we were running out of air, some folks would be outside with Walmart bags, Ziplocs, and Tupperware talking about, “I’M SAVIN’ MINE FOR LATER.”
And you already know who I’m talking about — the same people who be forwarding chain messages like, “Share this with 12 people or your left kneecap gon’ fall off.”
I swear, every time I think the world can’t get no wilder, somebody pops up proving me wrong like it’s a personal challenge.
Out here looking confused, squinting at the sky like they waiting for the air delivery truck to pull up.
Meanwhile, the rest of us just standing there like:
“Lord… come get your children before they suffocate they damn selves.”
Moral of the story?
Protect your peace, protect your brain cells, and don’t stand too close — you might lose oxygen watching them try to catch it.
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