Listen… I’ve reached that era of my life where “Have a nice day!” feels a little too customer service, and honestly? I’m not clocked in for that anymore.
So shoutout to the crazy-haired girl who said, “Instead of ‘Have a nice day,’ I think I’ll start saying, ‘Have the day you deserve.’”
Because YES. Let’s outsource that energy management to the universe and let karma run her little clipboard.
See, wishing everybody a nice day is cute… until you remember some people woke up with bad intentions and unhealed ego wounds. And I’m not about to be sending blessings to someone who would happily watch your life burn while roasting marshmallows over the flames.
“Have the day you deserve” hits different.
It’s neutral.
It’s classy.
It’s just the right amount of petty wrapped in spiritual foil.
If you’ve been minding your business, staying in your lane, drinking your water, and not disturbing the peace? Baby, your day’s about to be sunshine, espresso, and unexpected good news.
But if you’ve been out here lying, manipulating, projecting, or otherwise acting like a Dollar Tree villain?
Ohhhh sweetie… your day might humble you so hard you’ll think Mercury went retrograde just for you.
Here’s the beauty though:
You don’t have to raise your voice.
You don’t have to fight.
You don’t have to match anyone’s chaos.
Just hit ’em with the smile, the hair flip, and the gentle-but-deadly:
“Have the day you deserve.”
Let karma clock in, let the universe balance the books, and let you keep your peace intact like the grown, evolved, slightly-savage soul you are.
Now go on, gorgeous.
Have the day you deserve. 🌈🔥💅🏼
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