A winter sermon for the professional procrastinators
Listen… whoever said “I’ll do it when hell freezes over” — congratulations, babe. 🥂 Your moment has arrived. Hell has officially hit sub-zero, the snowman is clocking in for overtime, and even the devil is wearing earmuffs trying to figure out what the hell is going on.
So if you’ve been waiting on a cosmic sign to:
✨ start that project
✨ clean that closet
✨ cut that toxic situationship
✨ drink more water
✨ go after that dream
✨ or finally return those Amazon packages from 2021
BOOM. ❄️ HERE IT IS.
Because apparently the universe, Santa, AND a slightly unhinged snowman had to intervene for you to get moving.
But listen, I’m not judging — I’m just saying sometimes life needs to hit you with a frosty slap of reality and a sarcastic snowman to remind you:
🔥 If hell can freeze over, you can get your life together today.
🔥 If the devil can ice skate, you can handle one little task.
🔥 If a snowman is calling you out… maybe take the hint.
So bundle up, boss up, and show this frozen-over-hellscape that you can handle business even when the weather forecast says “demonic tundra.”
Now go do the thing — and when you’re done, treat yourself. The snowman said so. ❄️💅🏼
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