Kip finally decided to come home from his evening prowl. 🙄

Standing at the door looking at me like, “So… you gonna let me in?”

Boy, you KNOW you’re past curfew. I tell his ass all the time, “Keep playing out there and your ass is gonna be some good eating for a fox!” 😂

Now get your ass back inside and stop acting up. You know damn well I’m not staying up all night waiting on your ass. 🤣

And before somebody asks, “Aren’t you afraid he’s gonna run away?”

Look at this damn cat. 😂 Does THIS look like an animal that’s running anywhere?! Let’s be realistic. 🤣

And if he does run… he ain’t getting very damn far. That belly is gonna have him out of breath by the sidewalk. 😂😂

Big marshmallow. 😹