Once again this morning (second morning this week and it’s only Wednesday)  that Diesel decided we were going to literally have a “shitty” morning walk.   Diesel has the mentality  that he’s going to do the crime and then suffer the consequences later or he thinks there will be no consequences and that he will just get away with his “shitty” behavior.  I like to give Diesel  a little freedom when we are out on our walks  so he can go do his sniffing, etc.   I only do this in an open field that we go to, but we love to go to.   Unfortunately,   after this weeks’s behavior and Diesel’s recent obsession with rolling in Fox 🦊 shit 💩- I  do  believe that Diesel is going to lose his morning field freedom for a bit as I’m literally tired of cleaning up others shit.  I’m not saying we won’t walk, but his walk is going to be limited to certain areas and will have restrictions.  

I explained to Diesel that “shitty” behavior has “shitty” consequences and he’s not better than anyone else and he’s not “above” the rules.   He said back to me that he’s tired of my “shitty” puns.   I went to say something back to him, but then I reminded myself that sometimes silence is the best response of all.  I quietly made my breakfast, went up to my office and shut my door.   I heard his big sigh on the other end of the door as he plopped down defeated.    He absolutely knew that I wasn’t happy with his behavior earlier in the week when he did this and this morning, I could not get him to stop rolling. He was so determined and he’s super strong and stubborn as hell at times.   He just wouldn’t stop rolling . He pissed me off.  We got into a big argument on our walk.   I’m probably on someone’s damn ring camera looking like a fool.   He had so much stench on him that it was making me gag.    Unfortunately for him,  he picked the morning to piss me off that I had breakfast that I had gotten from Cracker Barrel last night.   It was super yummy. He didn’t get to enjoy any of it though because he was locked out of my office.   I told him his dog food is in his bowl downstairs. I had to spend my time this morning bathing him again because he wouldn’t listen so unfortunately, that took my time allotment to make him a special breakfast. 🍳   Bad behavior needs to have some type of consequences.   That’s not rocket science.  Right???.  Happy hump day friends.  I hope your morning didn’t start off as “shitty” as mine literally did lol  but…. That’s the beauty of life-  each minute that you breathe is a minute to do better and keep moving forward. Right?  What’s the alternative?  Being miserable all the time doesn’t sound like a good solution to that problem. 🤷‍♀️😉.   Have a great one and take a moment to smile   🤗#adaywithoutlaughterisadaywasted