Monday, October 20, 2025

💫 “Coffee First, Humanity Later”

 


Some mornings, the world feels like it’s moving at warp speed while you’re still negotiating with your pillow. Enter coffee: the silent hero, the warm hug in a mug, the magical potion that turns “I can’t even” into “maybe I can survive this.”

We’ve all been there — hiding in the corner, whispering our plans to our caffeine companion, hoping the outside world won’t notice we’re not ready to function. Coffee doesn’t judge. Coffee listens. Coffee doesn’t ask why you hit snooze seven times or why you can’t make eye contact with the barista yet.

So here’s to the mornings spent in stealth mode, whispering secrets to your cup, and mentally preparing to face humanity. Because sometimes surviving the morning requires strategy, patience… and a little bit of magical coffee-powered courage.

And yes, Stitch gets it.

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