Friday, November 21, 2025

Welcome to Take-That-Bullshit-Somewhere-Else Day

 


Good morning, boys and girls — gather ‘round, because today’s lesson is short, simple, and blessed by the Universe itself:

🚫 We are not accepting bullshit today.
Not before coffee. Not after coffee. Not during lunch. Not at all.
Return-to-sender. No signature required.

See, every single one of us wakes up with two choices:
☕ Protect our peace
or
💩 Entertain nonsense we didn’t order.

And honestly?
If it didn’t come with growth, gratitude, or at least a little common sense… it can take the scenic route right out of your life.

Today is the day you:
✨ Say “nope” without explaining yourself
✨ Let energy vampires starve
✨ Decline invitations to chaos
✨ And remind the world that your boundaries aren’t optional

Because here’s the truth —
People will try you.
Life will test you.
And bullshit will absolutely attempt to park itself in your driveway.
But baby, you’re not a dumping ground. You’re a whole upgraded facility with a security system.

So step into your morning like the main character you are, sip that coffee like royalty, and let everyone know:

“Not today, sweetheart. Take that bullshit somewhere else.”

Now go shine. Let the bullshit find a new destination. ✨

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