So apparently… perimenopause is now being called “cougar puberty.”
And suddenly—life. makes. sense.
Because let’s be honest: the mood swings, the cravings, the “I no longer have time for nonsense” attitude? Yeah… it’s giving grown woman glow-up, not meltdown.
We’re talking about the phase where your body’s saying “new era loading,” and your soul’s saying “thank God.” You’ve earned your stripes, your standards are higher, and your tolerance for foolishness is nonexistent.
🔥 Hot flashes? Call them power surges.
💅 Mood swings? That’s just emotional intelligence evolving.
💖 Less patience? It’s called boundaries, babe.
Perimenopause isn’t the end—it’s the rebrand. It’s that fierce transition where you stop trying to please the world and start pleasing yourself (and no, not like that—though, if the shoe fits 😏).
You’ve survived your first puberty, careers, kids, chaos, and countless “what was I thinking?” phases. Now you’re stepping into your “I actually know what I want and I’m not apologizing for it” era.
So yeah… call it Cougar Puberty if you want. Just know that this time around, you’ve got wisdom, confidence, and a credit score.
And that, my friends, is the kind of maturity teenage you could never handle. 💋
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