Some people’s opinions come wrapped in confidence, volume, and absolutely zero usefulness.
You know the type.
The same folks who swear they’re “just telling you the truth,” yet somehow their entire personality is built like a Dollar Store toy aisle.
So when sis said, “Your opinion is about as useful as a vibrator with no batteries,”
I felt that in my soul.
Because truly…
What are we supposed to do with it?
Clap? Cry? Apply it to our lives?
Absolutely not.
A battery-less vibrator is just… dΓ©cor.
A prop.
A paperweight with ambition.
A reminder that disappointment exists.
And THAT is exactly what some people’s opinions are:
πΉ Loud but powerless
πΉ Present but pointless
πΉ There, but contributing NOTHING to the situation
These are the same people who:
• Give relationship advice they can’t even spell
• Judge your choices while their life is on Level: “Loading…”
• Speak with the confidence of a man who watched one YouTube video
But here’s the thing:
You don’t have to take on anyone’s dusty opinions, especially the ones that couldn’t power a nightlight, let alone your decisions.
Girl, sip your soda, sit pretty, and let them know:
“If your advice doesn’t come with energy, impact, or at least double-A batteries, please keep it on the shelf.”
Because we are in our fully charged era,
not entertaining anything—or anyone—that can’t keep up.
Cheers to high-vibrational living,
and leaving low-vibration opinions right where they belong:
unplugged and unbothered. π✨

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