Listen… can we talk about the internal battle that happens every time we’re about to post something a little spicy on the timeline?
Because BABY… that little voice in our head is basically Kermit the Frog in a hoodie whispering,
“Do it. Post it. Chaos looks good on you.” 😂🐸
Here’s how it goes every. single. time:
👼 Me: “That joke is too offensive. I’m trying to be mature. I’m trying to be a better person.”
😈 Also Me: “Girl, hit POST. The internet deserves this level of unhinged brilliance.”
💀 Everyone Else: “People already think you’re a whole circus.”
🐸 Me Again: “Perfect. Let me give them elephants AND fireworks.”
Because let’s be honest…
Some of y’all were not built for quiet personalities and filtered opinions.
You were built for screenshots, side-eyes, and that moment someone goes:
“OH SHE REALLY SAID THAT.”
And yes, you did.
And yes, you meant every word.
And yes, you’ll do it again tomorrow. 😂🔥
But here’s the helpful part (because we’re trying to stay balanced like a toxic queen in therapy):
✨ Posting your truth is low-key healing.
✨ Being funny is your coping mechanism AND your superpower.
✨ And if your humor offends 2–3 people before noon… congratulations, that’s cardio.
So the next time your brain says:
“Don’t post that. People will think you’re a mess.”
Just channel your inner Kermit, sip your imaginary tea, and reply:
“Sweetheart… I am the mess. And I’m also the main character. Screenshot that.”
Now go be bold, be funny, be slightly unhinged —
and keep blessing the world with the content they didn’t ask for but absolutely needed. 🙌🐸💚🔥
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