Life Sucks. Get Over It. (And Laugh While You’re at It)

You know that little voice that whispers, “Why is life so unfair?” Yeah… ignore it.

Here’s the truth: life literally sucks for everyone. Yep, even that influencer posting beach pics while sipping a latte. Even your cousin who looks like they have it all together. Everyone’s juggling some random crap you don’t see. Deadlines, bills, heartbreaks, traffic jams, inbox chaos… the list goes on.

The difference between the miserable and the genuinely happy? The happy ones laugh at the nonsense instead of letting it run their day. They build what I like to call an immunity to life’s tests. And no, there’s no vaccine, no shortcut—just practice.

So how do you level up your “life-sucks immunity”? Here’s the savage guide:

1. Laugh at the absurdity. Missed your train, spilled coffee on your shirt, and the Wi-Fi dies mid-meeting? Cue the laugh track. It’s free therapy.

2. Stop taking yourself so seriously. Spoiler alert: you’re not the center of the universe. And yes, it’s liberating.

3. Celebrate the small wins. Paid that bill on time? Didn’t curse at the barista? That’s progress, queen/king.

4. Learn the art of detachment. Life throws curveballs. Some you catch, some hit you in the face. Either way, don’t make it your identity.

5. Gratitude over victimhood. Yes, life sucks sometimes. But remember: it also gave you Netflix, tacos, and the uncanny ability to ghost people who annoy you. Count it.

Here’s the secret no one tells you: the tougher life gets, the sweeter it feels when you actually enjoy it. So, embrace the chaos. Laugh at the crap. Build that immunity. And maybe—just maybe—watch everyone else lose their minds while you sip your coffee like a legend.