Kip’s Saturday morning routine (aka how to be unemployed and still act entitled)

 

Kip’s Saturday morning routine (aka how to be unemployed and still act entitled):

1. Goes out at sunrise for his “important bird surveillance mission.”

2. Struts back like he just paid bills in this house.

3. Sits at the door staring at me like I’m the problem.

4. Gets inside → immediately demands a snack like he didn’t just do cardio for fun.

5. I say no. He yawns in my face like, “woman, wrap it up.”

6. Sits there pretty anyway because he knows I’m weak.

Sir… you do not get paid per outing.

But go ahead, take your post-adventure nap. Must be exhausting doing absolutely nothing with that level of confidence.

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