“Calm down.”
— Said exclusively by the person who just lit the match, poured the gasoline, and stood there shocked the fire started. 😭😂

Like sir/ma’am… you don’t get to audition for WWE, poke the bear repeatedly, then suddenly become a yoga instructor when I react.

The audacity be out here doing CrossFit. 🤦‍♀️💀

And my personal favorite?
They push…
and push…
and PUSH…

Then the second you finally respond:
“Wow… someone’s angry.”

No Karen, someone’s accurate. 😌☕

#CalmDownTheySay
#StartedItThough
#ProfessionalButtonPushers
#DontGaslightAndActConfused
#IWasPeacefulBeforeYouArrived