A festive little roast to pair perfectly with the Grinch serving unfiltered truth.
There are Christmas messages of joy, peace, love, and light…
And then there’s this message from the Grinch, who woke up and chose holiday violence:
“Does your asshole ever get jealous of all the sh*t that comes out of your mouth?”
Whew.
Straight from Mount Crumpit with the accuracy of a candy cane sniper.
Because let’s be honest — there are always a few people every holiday season who talk so much nonsense, you start wondering if their mouth is actually just a second exit door.
These are the people who:
🎄 Have an opinion on your life they didn’t even earn the right to witness
🎄 Talk like they’re the CEO of Common Sense, but the company is clearly bankrupt
🎄 Spread drama like it’s tinsel — messy, everywhere, and nobody asked for it
🎄 Think they’re dropping wisdom when it’s really just… dropping
The Grinch didn’t have to word it like that…
But also?
Yes he did.
Someone had to say it.
And honestly, he’s not wrong.
If you’re going to open your mouth, at least make sure something of value comes out of it.
Otherwise?
Spare us the holiday horror and stick to caroling, candy canes, or a nice, quiet cup of cocoa.
So here’s the vibe:
Protect your peace.
Protect your energy.
Protect your ears from people whose mouths are doing way too much and delivering way too little.
Because this season, we are accepting:
• Gifts
• Love
• Money
• Food
• Time
• Laughter
But absolutely NO COURTESY FLUSHES disguised as opinions.
Stay jolly, stay petty if needed,
and channel your inner Grinch when required. 💚🎄
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