Let’s elevate your vocabulary today, shall we?
The word of the day is: Bullshizzle.
Not your basic, run-of-the-mill nonsense…
No, no. This is premium, extra-seasoned, confidently delivered foolishness served to you like you’re supposed to clap at the end.
Sir… respectfully… who is this performance for?
What Exactly Is Bullshizzle?
Bullshizzle is:
Lies dressed up in business casual
Excuses with a motivational speaker tone
Confusion… with confidence
It sounds good.
It flows nicely.
It almost makes sense… until your brain goes:
“Wait… run that back… because WHAT??”
Signature Traits of Bullshizzle (You’ve Seen This Show Before 😌)
Delivered with eye contact like it’s legally binding
Sprinkled with just enough detail to feel believable
Wrapped in enthusiasm like you’re supposed to be impressed
It’s giving:
“I made this up… but I believe it, so you should too.”
Common Bullshizzle Translations
“I’ve just been busy”
= I had time, just not for you“You’re overthinking it”
= Please stop thinking, you’re getting too close“That’s not what I meant”
= That’s exactly what I meant, but now there are consequences“I’m different now”
= I changed absolutely nothing, but let’s see if this works
Why It Almost Works (But Not on You Anymore)
Because bullshizzle isn’t lazy.
Oh no… it’s curated.
It’s smooth.
It’s confident.
It’s delivered like a TED Talk nobody asked for.
And for a split second, you almost consider it…
Then your intuition taps you on the shoulder like:
“Girl. Stand up.”
The Glow-Up: You Don’t Entertain Bullshizzle Anymore
You’re not:
Asking follow-up questions to nonsense
Playing detective with obvious lies
Or giving people the benefit of the doubt when they’ve given you a reason not to
Nope.
Now you just:
Smile. Nod.
And mentally file it under: “Absolutely not.”
Final Thought (A Little Savage, A Lot True):
Just because it’s said confidently…
doesn’t mean it’s valid.
It just means they rehearsed the bullshizzle.
And you?
You’re no longer confused.
You’re just… unavailable for the performance.
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