Roses are red, Mondays are hard,
I suck at poetry… but I still showed up, so applaud. 👏

Caffeine is brewing, patience is thin,
If attitude had a volume… mine’s stuck on “don’t begin.”

Let’s be honest—if surviving Monday were an Olympic sport,
I’d at least medal… fueled by sarcasm and whatever’s in this cup. ☕

So here’s your reminder:
Drink the coffee. Send the email. Fake the enthusiasm.
And if all else fails… blame Monday. It started it. 🐒🌹