Your unofficial prescription for messy people and their even messier energy.
Listen… there’s sick, and then there’s “I’m sick of people’s nonsense” sick — and only one of those is covered by actual medicine. Spoiler alert: it’s not the one involving grown adults acting like emotionally stunted raccoons in human clothes.
Let’s be honest:
Some folks don’t just drain your energy…
They inhale it like it’s their morning latte.
They bring chaos, confusion, and conversations that were never FDA-approved. You try to mind your business and drink your water, but here comes someone with a fresh pile of bullsh*t like it’s a gift basket.
So what do you take when you’re sick of people acting wild, weird, or just straight-up delusional?
✨ Glad you asked. ✨
Here’s the prescription they don’t stock in Walgreens:
🟣 1. Boundary-icillin
Take as needed when someone forgets you’re not the one.
🟢 2. No-Reply Naproxen
Side effects include peace, quiet, and not giving a damn.
🔵 3. “Block & Bless” Syrup
For chronic oversteppers and repeat offenders.
🟠 4. Self-Care Gummies
Chew two and remember you’re too cute for chaos.
🔴 5. “Try Me & See” Antibiotics
Reserved for when someone really thinks you're still in your “be nice” era. Spoiler: you’re not.
The crazy-hair girl in the picture?
She’s not actually crazy — she’s just done.
D-O-N-E. Done like the last cookie at 2AM.
Sometimes the only cure isn’t medicine…
It’s distance, peace, and the magical realization that their chaos isn’t your responsibility.
So take your vitamins, protect your energy, and remember:
You can’t heal from someone else’s toxic behavior…
But you can walk away from it with great hair and zero regrets.
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