Also Husband Update

I guess alot of you wondering about that. Things are OK. Not really much different than before marriage. Only time will tell. As I said each day is a new growth experience. I will keep you posted. For right now, we are good. :-) We still have our issues - That wont change LOL Probably because I can be a tad difficult at time (Who ME???? I know that is hard to believe. Stay tuned. More of the life will unravel

TGIF Going tomorrow for an actual massage

TGIF!!! I am doing much better today emotionally. Actually, treating myself to a massage tomorrow at about faces. I cannot wait. A little day of pampering.

Sometimes no matter how strong I try to become, I am still an insecure person deep down and sometimes those insecurities get the best of me :-(( Total frowns.

Oh well, that is why life is a journey. Each day, a new adventure or a new failure or hopefully a new success awaits. No matter what, good or bad, a new memory is made and hopefully, each day is a learning experience.

That is my life. Sometimes (probably alot of times) dysfunctional but it is my life :-)

I'm a dysfunctional person with alot of love and hope LOL

G6 Improv

Being the Nice One isn't always a good thing

Why do some people think that it is OK to treat others as their own emotional punching bag?  and why do some idiots such as myself allow it to continue??  even after I get my feelings hurt over and over again?  Do I have an insecurity that keeps allowing people to do this to me and yet, keep just overlooking their behavior? 
I really need to get up the courage to change the friendships/relationships in my life and seek out newer, healthier ones. 

People always say "oh, you are the nice one" and always expect me to be there to listen to them or run for them as needed but when I am down, I look around and NOONE!!!!!
and than I cry :-(((

but yet the ones that would be there for me probably are the ones I overlook.  How do I break the vicious circle?

Trying to cheer myself up

Little humor for the day.  I hate feeling sad  :-(((  which is what I feel today 

Bad day at Hallmark




Ever wondered what happens when Hallmark writers are having a bad day........









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My tire was thumping.

I thought it was flat



When I looked at the tire...



I noticed your cat.



Sorry!











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Heard your wife left you,

How upset you must be.



But don't fret about it...



She moved in with me.













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Looking back over the years



that we've been together,



I can't help but wonder...



'What the hell was I thinking?'













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Congratulations on your wedding day!



Too bad no one likes your husband.













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How could two people as beautiful as you



Have such an ugly baby?













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I've always wanted to have

someone to hold,



someone to love.



After having met you ..



I've changed my mind.













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I must admit, you brought Religion into my life.



I never believed in Hell until I met you.













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As the days go by, I think of how lucky I am...



That you're not here to ruin it for me.













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Congratulations on your promotion.

Before you go...



Would you like to take this knife out of my back?



You'll probably need it again.













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Happy Birthday, Uncle Dad!



(Available only in Tennessee , Kentucky & West Virginia )









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Happy birthday! You look great for your age.



Almost Lifelike!









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When we were together,

you always said you'd die for me.



Now that we've broken up,



I think it's time you kept your promise...









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We have been friends for a very long time .



let's say we stop?









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I'm so miserable without you



it's almost like you're here.









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Congratulations on your new bundle of joy.



Did you ever find out who the father was?









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Your friends and I wanted to do



something special for your birthday.



So we're having you put to sleep.









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So your daughter's a hooker,

and it spoiled your day.



Look at the bright side,



it's really good pay

In a bad emotional spot

I really need some inspiration today.  I am having an emotional tough time.
A wise old lady once told me that you will go through your whole life and you will be able to count your true friends on one hand.
The older I am getting, the truer that cliche becomes

I think it is time for me to change some people and relationships in my life.  I get so tired of being an emotional punching bag for people.  :-(  I am sad today

Thank God It's Friday Tomorrow

LOL-  This week has been crazy .  My 89 year old boss told a dormant customer today  (note:  under Maryland law, a dormant customer is considered someone we have had no contact with in over 3 years)  
so we turned an account over to the state in October 2009)  He called and argued about it and was nasty about it  and my 89 year old boss says to him and I quote " You got yourself into this shit so get yourself out"  and she hangs up    LOL
ARGGHHHHHHHHHHHH   Now I have to clean it up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Just a random thought for the day

So I started this blog as a journey to my own self help  (and I think I have come a long way  LOL)
Just writing alone helps me so much in my everyday struggles to become the person that I want to be.
I want this not to just be all about me though  (If you read all my previous posts than you know all about me)  I am probably far from sane  :-) 
I just like to talk  so I think I am going to tweak this a bit.  I am still going to post funny thoughts, inspirational quotes etc  (because it helps me) but also just to talk   Have different discussions and voice opinions.

I was sitting here tonight reading my parents magazine while my daughter was in dance class.  There was an article on the subject of spanking kids and how spanking kids causes kids to grow up to be aggressive 
That's odd because in the generation I grew up and generations older than me (note:  I am 34)  are much more respectful in general than today's youth.  I am not a fan or enemy of spanking.  (when I say spank, I am not saying beat until the child is black or blue) but today's youth sometimes seem to have no fear of consequence.  I was spanked and I am in no way aggressive or violent.  My daughter is 12, I have never really spanked her but that is because she is basically well behaved.  She did get time outs too when she was younger and she gets privileges taken away now but she would have gotten a crack on the behind when she was younger if she got too out of hand.

Everything is so over analyzed nowadays.  If a child is a little hyper, they are diagnosed with ADHD and immediately put on drugs.  What are we teaching our youth??  You can do what you want and there will be no consequence for your actions and if you have a problem, just take a drug and it solves it all  :-((

Any thoughts on this?

Inspiration Thoughts to Ponder for the Day

Inspirational thoughts to ponder for the day

O x y m o r  o n s

1.

 Is it good if a vacuum really sucks?  

2.   Why is the third hand on the watch called the second hand?

3.  If a word is misspelled in the dictionary, how would we ever know? 

4.  If Webster wrote the first dictionary, where did he find the words?  

5.  Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a whack? 

6.  Why does "slow down" and "slow up" mean the same thing? 

7.  Why does "fat chance" and "slim chance" mean the same thing?  

8.  Why do "tug" boats push their barges? 

9.  Why do we sing "Take me out to the ball game" when we are already there?

10.  Why are they called " stands" when they are made for sitting? 

11.  Why is it called "after dark" when it really is "after light"?

12.  Doesn't "expecting the unexpected" make the unexpected expected?  

13.   Why are a "wise man" and a "wise guy" opposites? 

14.  Why do "overlook" and "oversee" mean opposite things?

15.  Why is "phonics" not spelled the way it sounds?  

16.  If work is so terrific, why do they have to pay you to do it?  

17.  If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?

18.  If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?  

19.  If you are cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you read all right?  

20.  Why is bra singular and panties plural?

21.  Why do you press harder on the buttons of a remote control when you know the batteries are dead?  

22.  Why do we put suits in garment bags and garments in a suitcase?  

23.  How come abbreviated is such a long word?  

24.  Why do we wash bath towels? Aren't we clean when we use them?  

25.  Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?  

26.  Why do they call it a TV set when you only have one?  

27. Christmas - What other time of the year do you sit in front of a dead tree and eat candy out of your socks?  

God Saw you hungry & created  
McDonalds, Wendy's, and Dairy Queen.
He saw you thirsty & created
Pepsi,  Juice, Coffee and Water. 
GOD saw you  in the dark  & created Light.  
GOD saw you without a  Good looking ,  
adorable,  FRIEND.........
So He created  ME



Send  this on to your good friends who are so lucky to haveYOU for a friend also !!!!

Inspirational Funny thoughts for a Friday

heres some that are true




primary school teacher collected well known proverbs. She gave each child in her class the first half of a proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb. It's hard to believe these were actually done by 6 year-olds, (the last one is classic!)



Strike while the ..........................insect is close.



Never underestimate the power of............ants.



Don't bite the hand that....................looks dirty.



Better to be safe than......................punch an older boy.



If you lie down with dogs, you'll...........stink in the morning.



It's always darkest before..................Daylight-Saving Time.



You can lead a horse to water but...........how?



No news is..................................impossible.



A miss is as good as a......................Mr.



You can't teach an old dog new..............maths.



Love all, trust.............................me.



The pen is mightier than the................pigs.



An idle mind is.............................the best way to relax.



Where there's smoke there's.................pollution.



Happy is the bride who.........................gets all the

presents.



A penny saved is............................not much.



Two's company, three's......................the Musketeers.



Don't put off till tomorrow what............you put on to go to bed.



Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry and..........you have to blow your nose.



There are none so blind as..................Stevie Wonder.



Children should be seen and not.............smacked or grounded.



If at first you don't succeed...............get new batteries.



You get out of something only what you......see in the picture on the box.



When the blind leadeth the blind............get out of the way.



And the favourite:



Better late than............................pregnant!

One Month Wedding Anniversary

Well tomorrow is my one month anniversary.   Happy to say I didn't get an annullment  LOL
Everything is going well.  My husband still has his faults but alot more good that overrides the bad.  He is still young   -  Only 29  so I think I can still teach him new tricks  LOL
because we all know I am perfect  (haha-  That's a joke)

Hard to believe that the holidays are only 7 weeks ago.  I feel like I just get last christmas paid off and now it is christmas time again.

Now I am on to my next task  (legally changing my last name)  I haven't done that yet.  It just seems like so much work  :-((

Inspirational Thought for the Day

CALMNESS IN OUR LIVES






I am passing this on to you because it definitely works, and we could all use a little more calmness in our lives. By following simple advice heard on the Dr. Phil show, you too can find inner peace. Dr Phil proclaimed, "The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started and have never finished."




So, I looked around my house to see all the things I started and hadn't finished, and before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of White Zinfandel, a bottle of Bailey's Irish Cream, a package of Oreos, the remainder of my old Prozac prescription, the rest of the cheesecake, some Doritos, and a box of chocolates, and a half bottle of scotch.



You have no idea how freaking good I feel right now.

Pass this on to those whom you think might be in need of inner peace.